turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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