what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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