I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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