I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How naked do you want me to be?
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