You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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