Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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