Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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