Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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