why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
