4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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