Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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