He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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