We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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