Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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