Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
