When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
two words...techno handjob
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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