Got a toothbrush?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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