Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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