Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
too bad you live with your parents still
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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