"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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