What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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