why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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