You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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