i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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