every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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