All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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