PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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