So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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