It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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