We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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