Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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