The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
True strength comes from lack of pants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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