Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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