gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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