The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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