operation harelip BJ is a go
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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