We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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