At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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