So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Randomize