y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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