I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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