I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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