hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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