Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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