Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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