Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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