im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize