College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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