Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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