So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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