3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
There are leaves in my underwear?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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