I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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