Just took my morning after pill in the library
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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