Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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