Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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